Jeff: If it's any consolation, she got me here on a very misleading text message.
Annie: Jeff, technically, you are about to be screwed in the Biology room because our final project has been destroyed.#will never get over the fact that Jeff Winger #the man who would pat her head and call her ‘kiddo’ to put some distance between them #cause he was so into her he was scared #actually RAN IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO BE SCREWED BY ANNIE EDISON IN THE BIOLOGY ROOM #and then when he saw that smashed yam on the floor and professor Kane there thought to himself ‘fuck now she knows I would’ #that’s giving her too much power over him #not that she doesn’t already know she does #I mean she DID send that text in the first place #and you know it was not semantics #gurl knew what she was doing #she’s like ‘ha I could snap my fingers right now and sleep with Jeff Winger’ #HOW FAR THEY’VE COME
reblogging cause I’m super proud of my own tags cause I have THOUGHTS

